Hello, Tesla’s stalwart owners! Do you know how things can get a little lonely when you don’t email me to remind me that I’m a fool in inventory sharing, that it’s also low and doesn’t know anything about autonomous driving? Wouldn’t you like to find a spouse who understands that true love is based on mutual and devouring admiration by an electric car company and its multimillion-dollar founder, as well as the inclusion of a home-made car intercom from Elon Musk in his love game? Of course it does, and finally, it turns out that someone understands that Tesla Dating already exists.
Well, to be honest, this may be just one thing, because the app doesn’t yet exist exactly, and some resources recommend that it may just be a satire, that same source also claims that the site’s writer, Ajitpalal, said them
“If the call is enough, you could launch the application.”
What kind of satire?
Actually, the fundamental concept of a dating app that caters to Tesla and Elon fans is new: I discovered this 2017 thread on the Tesla forum that describes just this:
Tesla’s dating site, which will require evidence of Tesla’s ownership, has a lot of simulated photographs of imagined conversations between excited Tesla owners and those hoping to have, written through someone who has never controlled to convince some other human to faint with them:
This exchange is a less plausible fiction than any detail from the Harry Potter series.
In addition, Mia is the best example of how Tesla’s Full Self Driving advertising is deeply misleading:
That’s not how it works, Mia. If you want in the back seat of your Model 3, you’ll want to be parked or have a friend keep your hands on the guide handout in the driver’s seat.
Tesla owners already have a reputation for being among the most sectarian teams of interest in the logo in the car world, and this, along with Elon’s deeply terrifying cult, makes it all believable and miserable.
I mean, I’m sure a lot of other people will be delighted with any electronic formula that prevents Tesla enthusiasts from staying in combination and looking to fuck members of the general public while they’re “educating” about why Elon will save us, so it is. You know, kids like:
– kai66231 (Kaih042018) 14 August 2020
Honestly, any appointment that focuses on a single car logo will be quite in bad taste. A global appointment for car enthusiasts may be better, as it is general and inclusive enough to attract other decent, balanced people with non-unusual interest.
But when the lens becomes as narrow as a specific lopass, there are passing and exclusionary disorders involved, and when that lopass already has a cult to adhere to and a charismatic multimillion-dollar leader that makes painful need to move to the extremes to support, then you can make sure your dating site will be populated with other people you wouldn’t have to faint with if you were in the chimney and had tip tickets.
Maybe it’s a satire, maybe it’s real. I’m not sure that matters, because it turns out there’s a call for that, and it’s bad enough.