ANNA ROBERTS, 37, is a journalist in Penge, south London.
She said: “When she met my boyfriend for the first time, my sister sneered and said what she expected to hear.
“That it has a stain. “
It’s no secret that since my thirties I’ve been obsessed with guys with facial hair.
My list of guys I’ve kissed has two numbers (sorry, mom and dad), but it wasn’t until I got older that I learned something deeply sexy about a guy with a hairy upper lip.
And regardless, regardless, the global celebrity is making a call for itself with stars like Normal People’s Paul Mescal and Take That’s Mark Owen pulling their razors in favor of a hairy upper lip.
Even Harry Styles, a guy who made his call in a teen band, has been seen dressed in one.
Of course, the concept of fantasizing about Mark Owen leaves my brain boiling, because I’ve been a robbie Williams daughter.
At nine, I would have sold all my Barbies to have the date with him.
With his blimsy hair and twinkling brown eyes, his mind doing a song A Million Love Songs on Top Of The Pops allowed me to take my SAT exams in sixth grade.
But now, in an unexpected betrayal of my formative selves, I discovered that my center beats not because of Robbie’s clean shave, but because of Mark.
The concept that whiskers are hot is new.
The “Pornstaches”, thick and fabulous, were fashionable in the 70s.
Combined with aviator and medium-length hair, they were surely incredible.
Meanwhile, Burt Reynolds is not considered a sex symbol because of his acting credentials, but his trembling facial hair on his knees is.
And Matt Le Blanc’s Joey in Friends. C was Tom Selleck, when he played Monica’s love interest (Courteney Cox) that made my pulse beat; now he was a genuine guy with his lustful mustache.
An ex-boyfriend (of course, he had facial hair, that’s the only explanation for why we lasted so long) once made me watch the movie Almost Famous.
I didn’t mean, Gogglebox on, but I temporarily replaced my brain when I learned how compatible all the men were.
Set in the ’70s, it tells the story of an organization that travels to the United States and everyone had those stain/hair combinations on their shoulders. . . dreamy.
For this article, I Googled “sexy celebrities with mustaches” and one symbol gave the impression that ten out of ten men.
“Wow, I like it,” I thought, before clicking and learning it was British actor Henry Cavill. Well, throw me away because, shaving flush, Superman’s star would be like kryptonite to me: concrete evidence (if necessary) that facial hair is my miracle worker.
During my single days, I was an avid user of all the dating apps: Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and some that you probably haven’t even heard of.
Smoker, no, OAP, no, condemnation, no.
Unless. ArrayArray “Well, he has a mustache. “
I’m going to give up the richest, most successful, and fun guys for their poorer, scruffier, lazier counterparts, since the latter use facial furniture.
The thing is, I don’t think I’m alone. Some of my most productive friends have partners who have beautiful facial hair.
There’s even (November 18) a “Having Sex with a Guy with a Mustache Day” that I’m a proud supporter of, so much so that I also celebrate it in the days.
And there’s also a clinical explanation of why this, based on appointments with Plenty Of Fish.
In a 2016 survey of 500 women in the United States on how they view men with a mustache, 34% of women believed mustaches were at maturity.
Another 22% made a boy a man and 26% added that boys looked sexier with one.
So it turns out that places are here to stay. And for my part, I’m delighted. “
MY mom told me to never accept a guy with a ‘blemish’ as real, and I never did.
That is, all the guys with hairy lips are fake, but what do they hide underneath?Who are they running from?
Extreme, I know, however, what some “mysterious” women, I only suspect.
Similar to a woman’s makeup, the big bushy mustache on a man’s face is a distraction and makes him absolutely different from what it is.
Aside from suspicions, it’s not that there is soft, conditioned hair resting on the upper lip.
They’re bristling, itching and, let’s face it, most of the time, probably yesterday’s Greggs cake lurking there.
And let’s take a look at the dot icons. Hercule Poirot, Borat, Charlie Chaplin: It’s not a complete list of the sexiest men in the world, right?
Why would anyone need to do business with someone who looks like handlebar enthusiast Hulk Hogan?
Sorry for all Hogan fans, but do you have any idea about Array about it?
Maybe Paul Mescal is looking to get rid of his clumsy teenage character Connell in Normal People, but he’s not fooling me with his new handlebars.
Look, guys, I get it. You look at something new and expect women to fall at your feet upon seeing your face drooping, but this is highly unlikely.
Gone are the days when you looked like a ’70s porn star, as well as the hipster look of second-skin jeans with more tattoos than skin and a blemish that calls more than your partner’s hair.
And that’s a result of dating a mustachioed man, maintenance.
Hoarding mirrors, cramming your valuable closet with past glances with products for their fluff and the falls of their ornaments that manage to pass safely everywhere
Or worse, you can never have a Saturday morning because they’re in the barbershop and they’re robbed of ten pounds for cutting a millimeter of hair.
So if your guy is thinking about developing a mustache (fundraising at Movember is an exception), let him know to get out of there before he can say no to you.
Bryan McEleney, 40, is a virtual artist from Glasgow.
He said: “When I opened my TikTok messages, I blushed.
It’s from a woman I’d never met who congratulated me on my mustache.
She from the U. S. She told me “beautiful and sexy”.
For a man who turned 40 this year, it’s a huge boost to confidence, and I think it all depends on my task.
When I developed my mustache in January of this year, I never thought I would become a female magnet.
But that’s the case, and I’ve even had girls who I don’t know gave me their number.
I used to be shaved in white and after two days the beard appeared and I shaved.
During the lockdown, I let my hair grow and cut it at home with other styles.
It drove my longtime wife, Lynne Williamson, who I broke up with in March 2021, crazy.
Our two sons, Brandon, 17, and Alex, 11, found my look funny.
Lynne and I have been friends since the separation and she encouraged me to leave a mustache.
It took me about two months on the handlebars.
It made me look thinner, less swollen on my face, and as a result, I felt more confident.
A few years ago, I would never have a handlebar mustache, thinking I would look ridiculous.
I also found that having a mustache takes time and effort.
I had to do it in a comb for mustache, conditioner and styling products.
The biggest surprising effect has been on my self-confidence.
Every time I walk into a room, other people look at me and smile. It is a subject of verbal exchange and I feel that I am a new man.
Women who would never look at me when I didn’t have facial hair, smile or give me naughty looks.
I’ve had someone give me their numbers in the frozen food segment of the supermarket and in bars, saying they liked facial hair.
Guys love it too, everyone needs to play it. It makes me feel sweet and mysterious.
I tell any man, if you need a little confidence, follow the example of Mark Owen and Paul Mescal and do what I did: grow up a month.
This will liven up your love life and your self-confidence.
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