This video puzzled me for several reasons. A father and a boy were at the Phillies/Dodgers game Friday night. His son was looking for a Cody Bellinger ball for nine innings. Cody nevertheless threw one at him in the ninth, the boy played it wrong and an animal grabbed him and celebrated in the boy’s face:
– Etan Horowitz (@etanowitz) May 21, 2022
What a family Metis. No there can be no one under the age of 20 to whom this guy gives this ball unless you count his friend next to him. I know what a divorced father is like and he leaves the house in a lemon green Oakley shirt, jeans, and shouts from Vans “I get the kids every two weeks. “What is this guy going to do with the ball, give it to Moby?
The worst thing about Daddy Lime Green is that he didn’t even have the stones to look the boy in the eye. How much do you have to be in your butt without even knowing that a child has been screaming for a balloon for 3 hours?
To hell with this guy’s son for cheering him up with a “Dad, get it!”and clapping directly on the child’s grill. It was enough to take a look to know that this guy was a running chair and took intramural sports too seriously:
And don’t think the father of the child who defrauded him is out of danger. Buddy has a sure pride. All he can do is let out a moan. Turn off the phone and back up your child. I’m not saying he fights the guy, but a “it’s for him” is rarely going to make it. Her son had an aneurysm during nine rounds. Go get the ball and avoid denouncing the Phillies and Dodgers on Twitter.
Do you tweet your child’s statements in the back of the car in the house?Who are you, fucking Jeff Passan?
“Hi Jack, a guy who was there today. How did you feel after making a mistake on Bellinger’s ball in the ninth?”
– Etan Horowitz (@etanowitz) May 21, 2022
But if you didn’t think Dad might get worse, here’s the privilege card to make sure we all know how lucky you are to be in that position:
– Etan Horowitz (@etanowitz) May 21, 2022
Friend, we got it. You’re sitting in the front row in the gardens. Your Twitter bio says you work for Google. You have money. I’m sure you put fuel in your car to get to the game. ? You’ll probably have breakfast, lunch, and dinner tonight. Are you going to use 280 characters to tell everyone before bed tonight?Your son miscalculated a ball in the gardens, that’s all. This is not the time for Etan to unnecessarily tell everyone the guilt he feels for even having the possibility of being in that moment. Less time feeling guilty, more time playing with your child. And now, thanks to you, in an all-time turmoil, I think I am on the side of Daddy Lime and his circle of bastard relatives.
PS: the only guy who gets a pass is Seth Rogen. This guy is so good that he has no idea what’s going on. All he thinks about is how he’s going to convince everyone in the car to prevent an ice cream on the street. on the way home:
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